Sarahhh

Do you know what my favorite thing I ate on holiday was?

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

realfriendly:

xydg:

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

3,540,109 plays

cancerianstargazer:

d-and-s-winchester:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

Tan cabrona estoy que no pudiste conmigo y te fuiste
(via j5023)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better