Sarahhh

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

dilutedlife:

The last one

nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

dragqueeneames:

gunmetalskies:

the-dolorosa:

image

tapotoes

Loib em, shma em, stick em in a wets.

i almost pissed my pants laughing

jesus